Wakka Wakka Wakka

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:59:40 GMT

Today I waved my hand in front of a manual flush toilet expecting to hear the whooshing of water

Dear Julia and everyone else I talk about the P-mon to out of nowhere and for no reason

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:44:13 GMT

This is pretty much the greatest

LINX!!!

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:26:34 GMT

There's blood in me that really wants to come out and it'd probably be best if I wasn't the on who had to do it.
just sayin is all

Hello Starling

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:28:53 GMT

I'm Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:21:31 GMT

My hair is goddamn ridiculous and kids suck at drawing
except for the ones who dont

More of a Fish than a Zombie

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:29:48 GMT

Olives

Tue, 30 May 2006 19:14:36 GMT

Lol

Thu, 25 May 2006 19:39:27 GMT

Happniess writes white. so it makes sense that anything I should write would be pitch black

Fri, 12 May 2006 06:16:23 GMT

I like your boobies in your shirt

Thu, 11 May 2006 20:42:46 GMT

The last time I remember doing this much packing it certainly didn't involve clothes

It's the return of the- oh wait, no wait, he didn't

Tue, 09 May 2006 00:33:11 GMT

The altered voice I could rationalize away. The chorus in the background, I couldn't.

Exorcists unfortunately aren't in the yellow pages

Mon, 08 May 2006 05:15:48 GMT

what percentage is fabricated?

Sat, 06 May 2006 22:14:30 GMT

More organic than calculated

Fri, 05 May 2006 20:07:21 GMT

Honor among thieves

Thu, 04 May 2006 20:08:28 GMT

7045 days

Wed, 03 May 2006 07:22:13 GMT

whats committment

Wed, 03 May 2006 00:05:48 GMT

sometimes I can make someone think I'm the greatest person in the world for one day of their life.

But it's never anything I can maintain

Tue, 02 May 2006 01:34:48 GMT

Are you down with the sickness?

king of coincidence

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:42:04 GMT

Whoa weird.
In any case I wasn't lying.
no hidden messages

Weird though.

yeah

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:07:36 GMT

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:24:45 GMT

I'm like the mask. Somebody stop me!

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:11:24 GMT

I'll probably end up listening to the new Tool cd tonight while studying astronomy since it's streaming on the radio station at 10 I guess. And also here: www.umaine.edu/wmeb.
but then maybe I won't.
or maybe I won't even study much at all and will end up falling asleep. After all, I love when that happens.

: O

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:06:04 GMT

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!

You know it...cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the NAACP
Would sure like to get a-hold of nigger-hatin' me!

Roses are red, and violet's are blue
And nigger's are black, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be black to get a welfare check!

And I'm broke...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't black, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help poor nigger-hatin' me.

Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
I's here in the woodpile...watchin' you
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out!
No! Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South

You know it!...cause I show it.
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't keep you away from little old nigger-hatin' me!

Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Who is the blackest of them all?
A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.

Brewin'...he's a doin'
It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin' me!

Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
When are we whites gonna have our day?
The nigger's had there's such a long, long time
I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!

You know it...cause I show it!
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white man sticks with nigger-hatin' me

wtf

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:57:39 GMT

Is Ben Folds srsly tomorrow?
Weird.

That means that I have to go learn more of his music.
Is it weird to feel the need to prepare for concerts? I generally feel weird if I don't know the songs

Though it isn't really a big deal because I'm smart enough to be able to figure out which songs'll be played

Also: I just half-watched Little Black Book on TV and I have no idea why.
eff that shit

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:03:14 GMT

shenaniganzzz